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Date(s) - 02/14/2018
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM


When Harley Jackson walks into his barn on Christmas Eve to find a newborn calf with the image of Jesus imprinted on its flank, he responds as any reticent bachelor farmer might. He sighs, “Well, that’s trouble.”

But Harley’s friend and neighbor, Billy, who lives in a trailer with his books and cats and occasionally tromps over to Harley’s place in his oversized parka and orange crocs, sees potential in the miraculous cash cow. He takes one look at “Jesus rendered in black-and-white splotches like clip-art” and advises Harley to “get a lawyer … and start printin’ T-shirts.”